so my grandmother just told me a joke…
“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”
“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”
“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”
i just like omg grandMA NO
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So raise your hands up high,
And let this rain pour on.
So raise your hands up high,
And wash us away.Like innocence and childbirth,
You look just like your mother
And you look just like your father.
Forgive him our father,
Your son is smiling,
So lay roses around you.
Funeral For A Friend//Roses For The Dead
i told my grandma that this post got almost 6k notes and she was very pleased to know that the internet likes her jokes
black dress black undies black soul
Just dark lipstick 👌
If you’re a girl, I don’t care what you look like, put on a black bra and black panties and I promise your sexiness level will go from 10 to 20 quick.
Anonymous asked:
Give us a few of the number of places you have had sex.
Well, there used to be a shop in York called free spirit I had it in the changing rooms there, had a BJ in the museum gardens in York, during my prom on the stairs outside, in Stone Roses toilets in York, In my car in a field, on holiday on a pedalo.
Along with few more.